Texas police: Teen rubbed genitals on customer’s pizza

Austin Michael Symonds
Austin Michael Symonds

GEORGETOWN, Texas (KXAN) – A Georgetown man is facing charges after a customer caught him rubbing his genitals on a pizza at a take and bake pizza store.

According to court records, Austin Michael Symonds is facing a charge of tampering with consumer product after the customer says he saw Symonds rubbing his scrotum on his family sized stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese at the Papa Murphy’s on Williams Drive in Georgetown.

The customer told police he confronted Symonds, who apologized saying, “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid.”

The customer demanded to know Symonds’ age.

“Eighteen,” he replied.

“So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza,” the customer said.

“Yes.” Symonds replied.

Symonds told investigators he did it because the customer called in the order right before closing time, according to the document.

Symonds also told the investigator he “probably” would have given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught.

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